Good Player in a bad situation.

The Lakers suck. We get it. And i’ve been seeing foul talk of the 2nd pick of the NBA Draft for some reason. Because he hasnt had a 30 point game yet. or had 15 assists.
This upsets me, because it isnt his fault. Here’s a quick list of reasons why this team is the worst situation for him to be in. I could write an essay about this, but i’ll try to keep it cute.

1. Kobe Bryant is beyond washed.
   Take a pair of jeans, wash them, dry them. Not no fancy dry cleaning jazz neither. Like, your regular whirlpool washer dryer duo.
   alright, now take those jeans, soak them in starch, iron them, wearing around the house and wash them 6 more times. Thats kobe. He’s 37, and even worst he has a chip on his shoulder. look at this
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2. Nick Young is a Pop Star
   As if i even need to explain this. I mean, his girlfriend is iggy azalea. What other proof of this do you need. Swaggy p is fun to watch, he looks really, really cool. But he needs to be on a team that can afford him jacking swag 3’s. This team should be rebuilding. Not..reswagging. i mean at leas he dresses cool. But, look at this smh.
   

3. Lou Williams is a basically Kobe but he’s making shots
   Atleast this one isnt as bad. Lou Will; sixth man of the year. Certified bucket getter. Instant offense. Super fun to watch. Thats cool. Oh yeah….Drake made a song about him. Good lord. this team is full of super celebs. did i mention its a known fact that he has two girlfriends?  (i mean maybe im not even mad at him cause he’s definitely winning.)
4. Byron Scott, the head coach, is a fan of Kobe. Basically, Kobes the coach.
   Not only is he a fan of Kobe, he’s an idiot. Doesnt believe in analytics of the game. But every other team, including the champions do. He doesnt believe in the pick & roll…this is the NBA!
   Says that “right now winning is more important than developing” when his team is obviously finishing last in the west conference.
   Says “young players better man up” when youre playing the 2nd pick only 20 minutes a game…opposed to every other rookies 30+ per game.
   And he says “kobes shooting will come..” but he’s been a terrible shooter for the last two years. The guy is terrible. Fire Scott, D’lo will flourish.
   Bet on it.

dressed by the internet.

You ever been out somewhere and saw someone dressed completely like a celebrity? Not in the cool way neither. I mean someone dressed completely like the celebrity that looks like a idiot, only they’re not celebrities and it looks even worse. I dont even like to be nit picky about “fashion” cause its pretty corny to even acknowledge, in my opinion. And, of course its all opinion, dont let me discourage you from doing you out here’. Any ways, here are some things in this petty fashion world that I think stink.

Lets start with the Pharrel Hat.
Lord. This thing is cringe worthy. Even when Pharrel wears it, it looks like some bullsh*t.

Crying cause he knows he looks like a jerk. He’s rich however, so its cool… Right? Wrong.
Look at this grown ass man, bro. He’s got that kind of smile that says “yeah i got a stupid hat on, but i made the song ‘happy’ and made zillion dollars off of it so its all good.” Looks like a tree stump is just sitting on his head. His hat may actually say “I AM GROOT” if you stare at it long enough. Do an instagram hashtag search and put “#pharellhat” and look at the weirdos that think they’re doing it.

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Next up is the HBA x Been Trill brand.
“Hood by Air” is what HBA stands for. Been Trill…well, if you dont know what “trill” is you may need to take a trip to Texas and check out the underground music scene. Its a hood phrase; basically meaning being true to one self and real to all. Sounds pretty simple right? If youre not “trill” nor “hood” you probably shouldnt go endorsing it huh?? Check this out.

Look.At.Them.
Can you take them seriously?? Whats hood about you?? Do you know whats glorified by pyrex? Do your parents know youre taking these pictures? This is a small sample size but good lord this is a reality. It hurts. Just stop with the big bulky letters they say total opposites of the life youre about. You look stupid.

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The flannel-around-the-waste.
Top tier douchebagery.
if these millionaires look dumb doing it….

You do too!
Whats the point of them?

There is no point. You just want to be an idiot. Its not cool. Kanye looks dumb in them..and you know everybody in the world loves Kanye. No idea why you spent money to have a shirt around your waste in the first place. Its not even a damn belt.
Girls have been doing this forver too. Shoutout to girls.
Dudes, stop it.

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Gonna end here with this Shia Boot/Combat Boot trend going on.
People wearing fitted jeans with this iraq war boots…..and i dont know why.
 

Didnt know that it was cool to get fancy with US Navy Seal boots.
Your foot looks ridiculously long and sloppy. Probably crazy hard to walk.
I bet if you wore these like Shia Lebouf…it’d be cool.

thats all from me. quit dressing like idiots.

bye.

Free iOS $#!&

Because who doesnt like free s#*! for their iPhone?
And who doesnt like being alerted about free s#*!?
Hopefully you’re one of the two, cause i found some free s#*! that i think is pretty useful, actually..actually useful. Lets get to it!
(i’ll provide a simple description for the lazy folk like myself that dont wanna to all that reading.)

Adobe Photoshop Lightroom for iOS.
click here for download!

“Bring beautiful images to light with Adobe Lightroom. Powered by the magic of Adobe Photoshop technology, Lightroom for mobile enables you to craft and share professional-quality images from your smartphone or tablet.”

Basically this app is the app of all picture editing apps. Make your selfies beautiful, booboo.

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Wake Alarm Clock
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“⁍ Wake is featured as the Free App of The Week (regular $3.99)! ⁌

Meet Wake, the most beautiful and intuitive alarm for iPhone & iPad. Slap to snooze, flip your phone over to turn off alarms or Shake to wake. Get up your way with Wake!

Wake combines simplicity and design into one revolutionary alarm app. With 3 alarm styles to choose from”

This app is pretty cool. I used it this morning…okay, well i kinda did. I shook it halfway but didnt let it finish before i just cut it off. And the little tone it plays isnt annoying. Its a lullaby instead of  “ANT! ANT!ANT!ANT!” the slap feature is very useful too. Just slap the shit out of your phone for it to shutup for 6 more minutes. Wish people worked like that. 

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Overcast: Podcast Player
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“A powerful yet simple audio podcast player, with features such as Smart Speed, Voice Boost, and Smarter Playlists to help you listen to more podcasts in more places, try new shows, and completely control your experience.”

I meannnn…do you like podcast and what not? Apparently this is a great app. 5 star raing, 1000+ reviews. And its free? Hell i might download it just to have it for later. Looks pretty cool to me.

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The rest of these are little apps that may keep your attention until something else comes out. I’ll give a quick description.

Sand Garden: I guess you can kill time waiting for your classes to start or something.
link here

Animation Desk Premium: If you’re in to like..animation and trying to get in to that sort of thing? This seems like it would be the perfect stepping stone. link right hurr

Well, other apps where stupid looking so i’ll stop here. enjoy!

stoopid laws in KY

Hello.

Basically im pressed for time and straining for creativity at the moment. The result of that is me googling stupid laws in Kentucky and giving my opinion on them.  They really are rather ridiculous and I’m shocked, but also at the same time amused because it takes some type of retarded yet genius state of mind to even think of a couple of these. I only found a few, but feel free to do your googles and find more. Hope you enjoy 🙂

1. “Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison. (Repealed, 1975)”
   – Okay. This isnt that bad. It says it was repealed so thats always a good thing right? I should probably take the time to look up and see if it just specifically eggs that you cant throw. But, what if i do that and the law isnt as exciting anymore? Lets leave this one at this. Dont throw eggs. But you can throw a shoe. Or rocks. Hell, throw yourself at the public speaker.
2. “It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.” 
   – Now its heating up. Not too outrageous. But rather specific. Why cant i use what was given to feed my family? You mean to tell me that if i was hungry and had no money, i cant go out in the wilderness with my bow and arrow and get dinner? Blasphemy. This law stinks. Literally getting aggravated as I’m typing. If i had a damn sniper rifle i could hunt all i wanted too though. Law is trash. Tomb Raider cant  survive here in Kentucky? Arrow? Link from Legend of Zelda? Sheesh.
3. “A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.” (Owensboro, Ky.)
   – Interesting. Very interesting. So, with that law, if I’m married and in owensboro (not sure why I would even be in Owensboro) and my wife wakes up wanting a hat, drives to like Kohls or something & picks up a hat; do sirens go off if I’m not present? Do i have to be present? Can she call me and give it to the cashier? This one is a bit tricky. What do you tell the judge in court if this is against the law? I cant really give too much opinion on this one because I have nothing but questions. What if the husband is under surgical matters and cant be contacted? Whatever. This law is garbage too.
4. “One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.”
   – Woah. This is ridiculously good. Not even Ducks, ducklings. Six is the minimum. Why even die a duckling? Wouldn’t the duck eventually just grow out of the dye? This is pointless. But..maybe its not pointless, and its something regular everyday folk like me just don’t understand. You need half a dozen to even consider doing something stupid; which kinda gives me a reason to go ahead and do it. Its amazing this law is here. Its so stupid you want to challenge it and make sure its still legit. By the time they’re ducks the blue will be gone. And what if i decide to dye them red, or green, or like…….. magenta?

Comparing NBA Players to Top Rappers

1. Lebron James = Drake
   Is this one not obvious? I dont think Drake is the best rapper skill wise at all but literally he can do no wrong. LeBrons lost in the Finals but…its Lebron. Drake is rapper making the most money out of them all right now.
2. Kevin Durant = Kendrick Lamar
   
   Skill wise the best player on the planet. Has the good guy image. Pretty much the most versatile guy on the hardwood. Master of everything. But…just has to settle for 2nd place while Drake is being Drake.
3. Steph Curry = J.Cole
   
   Almost hate to say this because i think J.Cole is kinda boring but he’s the most likable rapper on the planet. Everyone loves his character. Not a cocky dude. Recently sold a million albums.
   Steph curry might be the second best player skill wise in the world tho. J.Cole could be. Thats good enough.
4. Russel Westbrook = A$AP Rocky
   
   Hasnt really won anything..but he’s damn cool. And a whole lot of attitude. And likes to dress super duper different and kinda sorta manages to pull it off. Both are top of their craft, too. This comparison makes sense to me.
5. Dwayne Wade = Nas
   
   Well..older dudes. Dwayne Wade once was a basketball God. Father time and knee injuries caught up to him. Sorta like Nas. Very well respected in Rap. Plenty of people Debate whether or not he’s actually better than Jay Z (hes not). But hes a lot of peoples favorites. Same as D-Wade.
6. James Harden = Future
   
   James Harden currently playing out of his mind at the moment. Brings a whole lot of style  to the game in both crafts here. Future has amazing beat selection and a strange yet insanely catchy voice cadence and presence. James Harden has everything, execept defense. But played defense very well this past playoffs. Future didnt have a well selling album. Sold 500 thousand on this latest album. So….yup.
7. Kobe Bryant = Jay-z
   
   GOAT of this generation. Like…duh. Older. Limbs a little weak. Family man nowadays. But JayZ can every now and then put together an amazing verse just like Kobe can put together an amazing game.
8. Kyrie Irving = Big Sean
   
   All kinds of tricks. Very crafty. Kyries injury prone. Big Sean recently was Lil Mamas “mcm” on instagram
   so, theres that.
9. Dirk Nowtiztki = Eminem
   
   not gonna explain this one.Im pretty upset that Yeezus isnt on here. Couldnt think of someone that reminded me of Kanye.
   Kanye is the most influential rapper of all time.
   So here’s this;
   

Cyborg the worst hero to ever do it.

this happens all the time.

That half human/ half robot dude is cheeks.
…and im upset about it.
that picture above is him wrapped up all in 3 sentences. Why is cyborg so damn wack?
I’ll make his back story short:

• He was born “Victor Stone”
• Dad and mom were scientists. Used to test on him with IQ enhancements subjects.
• he got supersmart. too smart. so smart he hated being smart.
• started doing football.
• meets new (bad) friends, grows distant from dad.
• Goes to visit Dad one day, upset he aint showed no love in a lil minute.
• Dad was doing some “experiment with an inter-dimensiona portal”
• it goes wrong.
• monster comes out of portal. Kills the mom. Dismembers Victor.
• Dad somehow forces this monster back in the portal.

To save Vic, his dad slaps a bunch of super crazy future tech on him to save his life.

looks something like this:

What a douche…okay okay thats the kid friendly teen titan version but you understand that this his a big strong robot…Computer. Robot. Crobot. Rompuer. Whatever.
….
………….
BUTT HE’S IN A COMIC WORLD WITH SUPER GENIUSES.
Every time hes called to action, someone hacks his super smart IMPENETRABLE COMPUTER. Its annoying.

He’s got all the muscle in the world. But he’s a computer. And his main weapon is blaster cannon. Meaning he cant fight. Look at this.

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This guys a loser.
(and hes a brotha.)
Static Shock is clearly the coolest black dude in DC.

and Bats makes easy work of him.

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